great moments are born from great opportunity

kerry. 22. vcu. i watch a lot of hockey and a lot of tv.
historical-nonfiction:

Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865) is the only U.S. president who was also a licensed bartender. He was co-owner of Berry and Lincoln, a saloon in Springfield, Illinois.

historical-nonfiction:

Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865) is the only U.S. president who was also a licensed bartender. He was co-owner of Berry and Lincoln, a saloon in Springfield, Illinois.

thelow-cal-calzone-zone:

I’m pretty sure this is my favorite quote from this show ever

coffeebuddha:

coffeebuddha:

All I want in a boyfriend is someone who won’t touch me or talk to me, but who periodically checks in to see if I’m okay and brings me food whenever I ask.

A waiter. I just realized I’m looking for a waiter.

It’s getting clearer every second that you’re totally bat shit crazy, but you’re a beautiful, sweet girl. Fuck this guy. So many people are gonna love you.

“I did not intend to get this drunk”

— Me everytime I drink  (via orestestwerking)